Seems that i havent had the chance of writing here for quite a while,been rather and intensely busy with assignments,football,tests and of course my upcoming finals!Well i shall be writing about my most recent nick which is "why do girls write like computers while guys write like doctors"
First and foremost before you start critisizing about the damn title in the first place, let me just say that im generalizing and its based on MY point of view so zip before you let those smelly breath of yours come and kill me!
It is widely known that majority of the girls do write like computers, neat,tidy,amazingly in order and lets just say...legible.Compared to us guys,we practically have our future predicted by having our handwritings look like doctors.Not saying that we are going to be doctors anyways unless you really want to check out SARS patients,those who are going to die of horrible pain and so on, you have certainly done your homework. For females who wish to be doctors,umm try practising more on the scribbling alright :p..Anyways i look around the guys i know and they seem to be writing either as illegible as mine or even worse!If you wanna know why mine looks like i'll show you what the teachers have said about me and sad to say its all true.
Dr Chitra: "Michael your handwriting looks like ants walking on paper!" Ms Pereira:"Are you trying to make me blind?" Mr Gills:"Now you know why i only give you an L1 and not your supposedly L5?" Mr Chng:"Eh how i know its an a,looks like a d to me" Mrs Ong:"Michael i cant even differentiate your 4 and 9" Mrs Er:"Michael your mind must be beffudled!" Dr Jacobs:"Umm can you tell me what you wrote over there?" Dr Hamilton:"Thank goodness the next assignment will be written in the computer"
As you can see from the comments, that my handwriting how can i say this...is rather magical and interesting and i think that my signature is actually more readable than my own handwriting!Ok i bet guys often that theyre handwriting is just too crappy and they wont get good grades unless it is written neater. Well to tell you the truth,ive not seen any girls get that comment before. As a matter of fact!Teachers like girls work better cause theyre all so nicely organized for the teachers to read,smile and just hug the paper to sleep or something....But when they see the guys paper,man do they use it to wipe their asses even though what we have is already shit. Now i know why Mr Lim hasnt given back our essays since sec 1,i think he just uses it to heat up his fireplace like he tells us so.
Now since ive been in a boys school for the past 10 years,i have not experienced first hand the frustrations from the teachers for girls works but i do know that they sure write neater than us XY species. One thing for sure though is that lefties tend to write neater than us righties. Now before you guys start opening your mouths again wait till i explain why i think that way. Half of the council in sec 4 last year was lefties including the TIC himself. Comparing to the notes we take during meetings,the guys who are left handed wrote so much clearer than the guys who are right handed including me. Plus i know of friends who are dominant of both hands,good example is Mark Koh who can write with both hands and still look better than mine damn it! Lol!Cant blame him for being gifted to be able to write with both hands anyways. Before i get too long, i shall reason my thinkings on why girls write better than guys. As we all know, we relate guys to pigs and thats why we tend to be lazier.Maybe because our hands are fat too thats why we write like crap. But dont forget its because of us having bigger hands thats why we tend to write crappier. I mean look at the difference between an average girls hand and an everage guys, we're probably at least 3 cm longer on each fingers. Not forgetting that all pens are made at an equal size which makes the girls have a better grip on them. So girls have smaller hands which needs less muscles to move,their fingers nicely grip onto the pen and well they just write nicer!Unfortunately for us guys, we have big fat fingers, we have a weird way of carrying our pens to write on the paper and we are just too damn lazy to move it!Seems that the girls have like some computer chip programmed inside them to write like microsoft word or something. Different fonts,sizes and colours too!Maybe girls just have that creative touch that we guys dont have but hmm i doubt thats true as well. Sad to say that gays are more creative too which makes it 2 to 1...But hey!Gays have the same features as guys too.
In conclusion,we say that XX species have the upper advantage of writing nicely than the XY species. But that doesnt mean the XXY or the XYY write as neat too!But not forgetting,handwriting cannot be used to describe a persons personality,looks and such cause that is total nonsense though i still believe in good first impressions. Trust me as much as i hate to say this,i have both bad first impression and handwriting but hmmm does that make me a big fat bad ugly person?Well i let you peeps who read this decide....Till the next post!
~Mike "Why do girls write like computers and guys write like doctors"
alone in the dark- 9:33 PM
&PROFILE
Name:Michael Patrick Sung
Age:18
Status:In a relationship
Birthdate:Nov 4 1990
Email:michaelsung44@hotmail.com
Race:IndoChinese
School:Broward College
&LOVES
his counterpart =D
family
friends
cca
basketball
pool
soccer
eating
food
dancing
para para
movies
tv
this girl that i like
manga
anime
computer
games
god
&WISHES
get senior patrician complete O's to get below 15 points for 0's to be able to date the girl i like to be able to date the girl i like AGAIN
graduate from uni at age of 21 get a new casual belt get asst. manager post at a workplace get manager post at a workplace Get a girlfriend Try Buddha Jump over the wall Go for APLYC
not go to a hospital cause of injuries in a period of 3 months!
make one of my pups listen to me
live life to the fullest
stay connected with my friends
