Lets just start off by discussing some questions that really baffle and somewhat pissed people of. The topic is:Having a girlfriend with very low maintenance?PRICELESS. Its actually my nickname on msn but since there was so many criticism to it then why not talk about it :p.
Alright,now why do I think that girls have high maintenance fee.First thing i have to say is,take a look around you.If there are girls who doesnt have any make up,accessories and branded items, congratulations,youve just met someone that fits my nickname. Unfortunately, more and more girls are being pampered and get really whatever they ask for. I pity those boyfriends who have these kind of girlfriends.Not only do they have to suffer looking at the pricetags in the shops but paying for it too!HAHA yea,now you know why guys tend to be poorer than girls?Well thats your answer. Ok i might be generalizing girls to be more of the materialistic kind but what can i say,statistics show that more than 1/4 of the girls in singapore actually have at 1 least 1 branded good, be it watches,jewelries and bags. Girls are just too pampered really, and although guys who treat girls during their dates are considered more gentlemanly but they are the ones who are the "blondes". If you do not understand what i mean by "blonde" it means empty inside the skull, and if you still dont know what im talking about, youre definitely a blonde. But coming back to the point, guys should take a stand. Why do we have to pay for the girls expenses and not the other way around. Why does the law have caning for guys and not for girls and why does the army only enlist males and not females. Well, girls are just too exclusive in society. But once again im generalizing again. Though i think that girls are really important cause without them, there wont be an LGBTA(Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transexual Association)- this is a real association in many universities in the US. In fact it will only be GPTA(Gays Poking Transexual Association) and i dont think anyone wanna see guys poking each others hole anywhere in their anatomy or should i say anal-only.
Before you girls start sending death threats to me concerning this topic, i shall help redeem yourselves by rebuting my own point. Guys who are gentleman should treat girls. But when the guy always goes dutch with you, you should go ditch with him. It is always alright to go dutch, especially when you two arent even together though occassional treatings are obviously welcomed. But if you two are together, make the guy treat you every fortnight, its their duty to pay for your expenses. If guys arent able to pay you for your meals but yet show his undying love for you, you can either say go and die or just be mesmerized by his words. Trust me, either one is good but just dont use it on me please. Now, are girls really that high to mantain? Yes and No. Yes because you girls just want too many things. And no cause your just being smart by taking advantage of your boyfriend who is willing to even sell his underwear for you. Trust me the latter is true love though it can be considered as plain stupidity if you take it as long term. Im sure you girls will not want to have an underwealess boyfriend who walks in the street feeling "airy". Pardon me for the explicit contents that has been written in this post but hey im just stating facts you know. Unfortunately girls are much smarter than guys though theyre much physically weaker. So why do we call females with blonde hair a dumb blonde? It doesnt make sense even though their the sexiest breed of females around. I think their brains are more in their chest than their head but you win some and you lose some right? Thank goodness when i dye my hair yellow i wont be dumb cause im still too smart for them. Dont make sense?Go figure. Anyways i think my discussion is really offending people so i guess i shall stop here!Signing off :p
~Mike "Having a girlfriend with very low maintanence?Priceless!"
P.S-Went to St Nicks Funfair yesterday and it rocked!
alone in the dark- 10:00 PM
&PROFILE
Name:Michael Patrick Sung
Age:18
Status:In a relationship
Birthdate:Nov 4 1990
Email:michaelsung44@hotmail.com
Race:IndoChinese
School:Broward College
&LOVES
his counterpart =D
family
friends
cca
basketball
pool
soccer
eating
food
dancing
para para
movies
tv
this girl that i like
manga
anime
computer
games
god
&WISHES
get senior patrician complete O's to get below 15 points for 0's to be able to date the girl i like to be able to date the girl i like AGAIN
graduate from uni at age of 21 get a new casual belt get asst. manager post at a workplace get manager post at a workplace Get a girlfriend Try Buddha Jump over the wall Go for APLYC
not go to a hospital cause of injuries in a period of 3 months!
make one of my pups listen to me
live life to the fullest
stay connected with my friends
