Imagine the possibilities..

Sunday, March 30, 2008;

Lets just start off by discussing some questions that really baffle and somewhat pissed people of. The topic is:Having a girlfriend with very low maintenance?PRICELESS. Its actually my nickname on msn but since there was so many criticism to it then why not talk about it :p.

Alright,now why do I think that girls have high maintenance fee.First thing i have to say is,take a look around you.If there are girls who doesnt have any make up,accessories and branded items, congratulations,youve just met someone that fits my nickname. Unfortunately, more and more girls are being pampered and get really whatever they ask for. I pity those boyfriends who have these kind of girlfriends.Not only do they have to suffer looking at the pricetags in the shops but paying for it too!HAHA yea,now you know why guys tend to be poorer than girls?Well thats your answer. Ok i might be generalizing girls to be more of the materialistic kind but what can i say,statistics show that more than 1/4 of the girls in singapore actually have at 1 least 1 branded good, be it watches,jewelries and bags. Girls are just too pampered really, and although guys who treat girls during their dates are considered more gentlemanly but they are the ones who are the "blondes". If you do not understand what i mean by "blonde" it means empty inside the skull, and if you still dont know what im talking about, youre definitely a blonde. But coming back to the point, guys should take a stand. Why do we have to pay for the girls expenses and not the other way around. Why does the law have caning for guys and not for girls and why does the army only enlist males and not females. Well, girls are just too exclusive in society. But once again im generalizing again. Though i think that girls are really important cause without them, there wont be an LGBTA(Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transexual Association)- this is a real association in many universities in the US. In fact it will only be GPTA(Gays Poking Transexual Association) and i dont think anyone wanna see guys poking each others hole anywhere in their anatomy or should i say anal-only.

Before you girls start sending death threats to me concerning this topic, i shall help redeem yourselves by rebuting my own point. Guys who are gentleman should treat girls. But when the guy always goes dutch with you, you should go ditch with him. It is always alright to go dutch, especially when you two arent even together though occassional treatings are obviously welcomed. But if you two are together, make the guy treat you every fortnight, its their duty to pay for your expenses. If guys arent able to pay you for your meals but yet show his undying love for you, you can either say go and die or just be mesmerized by his words. Trust me, either one is good but just dont use it on me please. Now, are girls really that high to mantain? Yes and No. Yes because you girls just want too many things. And no cause your just being smart by taking advantage of your boyfriend who is willing to even sell his underwear for you. Trust me the latter is true love though it can be considered as plain stupidity if you take it as long term. Im sure you girls will not want to have an underwealess boyfriend who walks in the street feeling "airy". Pardon me for the explicit contents that has been written in this post but hey im just stating facts you know. Unfortunately girls are much smarter than guys though theyre much physically weaker. So why do we call females with blonde hair a dumb blonde? It doesnt make sense even though their the sexiest breed of females around. I think their brains are more in their chest than their head but you win some and you lose some right? Thank goodness when i dye my hair yellow i wont be dumb cause im still too smart for them. Dont make sense?Go figure. Anyways i think my discussion is really offending people so i guess i shall stop here!Signing off :p

~Mike
"Having a girlfriend with very low maintanence?Priceless!"

P.S-Went to St Nicks Funfair yesterday and it rocked!

alone in the dark- 10:00 PM

Wednesday, March 26, 2008;

What Michael Patrick Sung Means

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Haha i'll let you all be the judge if its true or not!
~Mike

alone in the dark- 9:45 PM

Thursday, March 13, 2008;

Heres something for you all to enjoy!Haha do comment please but no spamming!

~Mike

alone in the dark- 11:53 PM

Sunday, March 9, 2008;

What can be more unreasonable than having a hell load of tests coming right at you..The answer is having a shit load of writing assignments to hand in within a really short period of time!Welcome to College Michael...if it is that easy everyone will have qualified for it in the first place.Time for me to put toothpicks in between my eye lids to keep awake andstudy and do my work at the same time.I wonder who came up with that idea before mr bean.Seriously,its as creative as how it works,and it works wonders too.

Ok digressing from the wonders of toothpicks other than keeping you awake and getting food out of your already crammed mouth.I came accross the topic about fairness in lit class and in tickle me elmo courtesy of Jason. As quoted " IF life is fair,why do roses have thorns?". Well first of all you have to question yourself,if life really fair to you?Do you suffer as much as others do? The answer is most probably a no the first while a yes to the latter. Now we have to think why is life unfair to some of us.Maybe born in a poor family or have defects which you think might really affect your life. But seriously, everyone is born equal.Even God himself gave a part of his flesh to make Adam and Eve, what makes you think that he didnt leave anything for us? In a sort of romantic way, a roses' life is in a state of fairness. Discussed it with Cheryl but i still think life is fair. Roses are the most beautiful flower there is in the world unless anyone else has a different perspective to it. However thorns make it equally as bad,so when people ask why such a beautiful flower like a rose has thorns?Well its because its fair. Now lets say for example, a guy who loves a girl wishes to express his feelings but has no $$ to buy a stalk in the shop. He decides to pick it up from the wild which still has thorns on it. Doesnt it sound fair to you that he risks his own skin and flesh to take up that flower just to prove his love for someone? As love says it..anything which one sacrifices for the sake of love,is worth pursuing.

Ok i think that fairness is still very subjective, it depends on a persons perspective and i cant agree more on that.For the case of roses, the thorns doesnt really ruin it but it actually protects it as well.But once again it depends on ones mind.Before i really piss people off by saying life is actually fair and its up to us to decide how it goes,i think i shall stop here heh.Well signing off :p!

~Mike
"If life is fair...why do roses have thorns?"

alone in the dark- 12:11 AM

Sunday, March 2, 2008;

Well its about time i blog about something so heres what happened with me the past week...
I guess im slacking too much cause it seems that my results in school arent at all satisfactory,in fact is sucks!Getting very little A's and loads of C's...hmm maybe cause of the difference in the grading system?I dont know.Even got a shitty grade for lit too..ironic since that subject is one of my forte..

Anyways,all i can say is the week has been pretty hectic with this and that to do and of course CHILLOUT@Sentosa which was held yesterday.School event and as usual..the turnout wasnt that good but cant blame it on the laziness of the student body.Blame it on the rain!!How can we have a beach party when its pouring right?Well guess we have the answer!When it rains and youre holding a beach party..just continue,no one goes to the beach on a rainy day anyways so its good cause you have it all to yourself!Screw the rest of the people who says that going to the beach when its wet sucks..i mean seriously peeps,whats the point of going to a beach to just tan your damn self of when theres so much UV around the air already.Plus its good to take a swim in salty water cause salt is good for your skin if you all didnt know!Unfrotunately..my watched malfunctioned when i took a dip even though it said that its water resistant up to 200m...what bullshit now im stuck with no time and so if im late for whatever reason,you should know i dont have a watch!

Hitched a ride back with Shariff and damn he has a freaking nice car!I mean seriously...i wish i had the car he has...can just go round picking up girls with that LOL!But too bad,as history have it,im really very UNLUCKY with girls.Im like some chick repellant or something.And that is why i dont have a car cause i find no point getting one when the public transport in Singapore is so damn great that i have to freaking wait like freaking half an hour for one stupid bus.Well done SMRT you make our lives seriously livable.Now we just have to think why people lose their jobs so easily?Well its thanks to busses like these and the taxi which so rip you off of your damn money.People reach office late they get fired,people get grumpy and start arguing,and then FIGHT!!

Another issue which I personally find damn hilarious is Mas Slamat,runaway JI leader!I salute yuo for making the government look stupid and you even made the DPM say sorry!Haha about time someone did that,well too bad slamat,youre wanted everywhere here,cant believe there are like shit posters of you in my place and the more i look the more i laugh..Why?You dont look frigging different with or without a moustache so why he heck do people need to know what you look like before and after.Plus i passed by a newspaper stall and i saw the New Paper with the different faces you might have...i mean seriously?Its ridiculous!So anyways...i hope you get caught soon cause you have killed so many innocent lives that having youre face in the wanted list is so priceless.Ok before i start critisizing more people or things i better stop here so yeah signing off :p!

~Mike
"Kicking the habit,Do it now!"

alone in the dark- 11:04 PM